Hoera! 600!

Om mijn 600ste (jaja!) post op ploenk.blogspot.com te vieren, hier de songtekst van een nummer dat bij tijd en wijlen in mijn hoofd verschijnt en er vervolgens een hele tijd niet mee uit wil: "Me, baby, Me!"

KG: Jack?
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think some people, do you think that there's some people that are really, that are actually robots, living among us-
JB: No.
KG: -but we can't tell?
JB: No, we don't have that technology yet. But Rage, Rage, Rage-
KG: Yeah?
JB: You know what I was thinking? I was thinking of a fuckin' brilliant song.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Check it out, just do what I do,
KG: Ok...
JB: Just play this note.

(Plays)

JB: Then we both, just keep both playing that note. Every once in a while bend it. And that's it and just remember who wrote that song - ME, baby, ME.
KG: (Sighs)
JB: See it's fuckin' simple, thats one song in the bank, next song-
KG: Is th-
JB: -next song-
KG: -how could, but it's just one note.
JB: -next!
KG: Anybody coulda wrote it, anybody coulda done that, one song, just one note.
JB: Yeah but guess who did write it, ME!
KG: Yeah but did you write this...
JB: Dude, I did I told you to do the bending every once in a while!
KG: Oh yeah you did, fu-
JB: Hoo hoo, I win-
KG: Shit!
JB: I win, one to nothing!